Watch Where You Throw That Thing
Heaven forbid you attend a wedding as a single woman. At the end of the night, people start yelling your name, eventually find you, drag you into a crowd of other unmarried women (with their elbows out), and a dilapidated flower bouquet is thrown at your face — all of this, in the name of determining your matrimonial destiny.
Yeah, no. Hard pass.
Product Description:
- A2 sized vertical folded greeting card
- Card is blank inside
- Comes with a euro flap envelope
- Designed, printed in small batches & hand packaged in Halifax, Nova Scotia
- Free shipping in Canada & the U.S.
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Watch Where You Throw That Thing
Watch Where You Throw That Thing
Heaven forbid you attend a wedding as a single woman. At the end of the night, people start yelling your name, eventually find you, drag you into a crowd of other unmarried women (with their elbows out), and a dilapidated flower bouquet is thrown at your face — all of this, in the name of determining your matrimonial destiny.
Yeah, no. Hard pass.
Product Description:
- A2 sized vertical folded greeting card
- Card is blank inside
- Comes with a euro flap envelope
- Designed, printed in small batches & hand packaged in Halifax, Nova Scotia
- Free shipping in Canada & the U.S.
Product Information
Product Information
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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Heaven forbid you attend a wedding as a single woman. At the end of the night, people start yelling your name, eventually find you, drag you into a crowd of other unmarried women (with their elbows out), and a dilapidated flower bouquet is thrown at your face — all of this, in the name of determining your matrimonial destiny.
Yeah, no. Hard pass.
Product Description:
- A2 sized vertical folded greeting card
- Card is blank inside
- Comes with a euro flap envelope
- Designed, printed in small batches & hand packaged in Halifax, Nova Scotia
- Free shipping in Canada & the U.S.
